Hi-fi daaru treats...

After moving to corporate world, Now its not profs….its full of bosses, eating ur head, trying to push u in a completely different direction to get their work done……. lets come to the point…we still have daaru treats….but this time starting with hi-fi alcohol brands.., discussing about our boss… his stupid, illogical question answers, his affairs, his despogiri, his innovative ideas to keep away girls from us and of course our ambitious discussions.  Yea I didn’t tell u guys…me and my friends have one thing common and carried forward from our student life to corporate life is, we r very very ambitious, when we r drunk…when we r drunk, the situation develops a momentum, a logic and economics of its own….and then, we think about resigning our jobs and working for our own start-up… (let me count the no. of start-up’s im involved in J). These start-up ideas range from wada-pav home delivery to multimillion algorithmic trading systems :).

 I am glad to present our start-up ideas,… just to give u guys the feel of our ambitions …Im presenting just a few,  my favorite and virtually I am involved in J.

Online Alcohol Ordering (O-A-O): (any where in India any time) this idea is by Mr. CRA

(Our CRA deserves an intro J .. he is a civil rights activist for himself… and he is the bravest, wisest political thinker he had ever seen just because his grandparents were freedom fighters)

Mr. CRA: dudes …my grandfa is a freedom fighter, my dad involved in lot of social service…….u guys haven’t given me enough time to do something to carry forward my family legacy .. And it doesn’t mean that, I won’t do it any more……Listen... ….I decided to start a company… I wanted to give something very needy and very pleasing to the society … my company basically does daaru home delivery…anywhere in India and any time….so who is with me??… if u r not with me, u r with Narendra modi...…decide urself fast… quick..

Mr. Smart: that’s cool man… u do that… it would be a real social service…..but what about in dry states?? Still it’s a nice idea to go head in other states J… u can introduce  some exciting offers later on to boost ur business ….. Like…. buy daaru from us and get sutta free… along with match box/lighter whatever u like 

IIT–JEE Coaching: by Mr. IIT

Mr. IIT: abe suno yaar… u know what…. last year IIT-JEE business crossed 1000+crores in India. I want to go back to my home town and start my own JEE coaching. Just we have to teach for 2-3 hours a day and u r totally free… rest of the day,  u can do whatever u want…

Mr. Smart: that’s a nice idea.. my Sr. started it 3 years back and now he is millionaire.. But dude …I can count how many lectures u have attended in ur 4 years at iit.

Mr. IIT: good students never b a good profs… see iit profs man… most of them were unfortunately good students. Anyway I wasn’t a good student but I can be a good lecturer.

Mr. Smart: what do u want to teach??

Mr.IIT : I teach mathematics….(jyada padneka jaroorat nahi padta…..mathematics meinJ)

Mr. Smart: yeaa… u lazy ass…

Sport Academy: A scientific approach to all sports (it’s my own idea ) 

{This idea is patented under, 35 U.S.C., without permission of the patent proprietor, a strict  infringement action will be taken}

Algorithmic Trading System:  by Mr. Late

Mr. late by definition is late for each and everything….but his algorithm guarantees him, late to office, late to parties.  He always explains his idea when we are all completely lost our senses or when we ran out of daaru… I never heard about his system other than it trades on behalf of us and it makes profits, in fact lot of profits…even if the market crashes…  

Mr. IIT :  abe take ur phone…. Its yelling….

ME:  hello.. haan bol be scientist…ohh.. shit man.. its Monday… whats the time now? God… 11am?? 

Scientist: dude… boss asking for u…

ME:  abe sun.. tell him that im on sick leave today

Scientist: dude… don’t u remember ?? He kicked ur ass last time… because all  ur sick leaves had taken on Mondays only.

ME:  Shit man… why the hell he keeps his tiny brain busy, tracking my sick leaves. Tell him that Mr.Late met with an accident and Im with him in hospital. 

Scientist: dude…Mr. Late is already in office...romancing with ur boss... 

ME: Asshole... because of that drunkard we ran out of daaru....we had to search for it such damn cold morning at 4 0r 5 AM…… had to take near and around available .. .local country daaru.

ME: how can he come to office man.....he finished our weekly stock, just in one night…

ME:  god…what the hell wrong with this earth man… its spinning faster than Jupiter…

Scientist: dude... nothing wrong with earth .. Something wrong with ur last peg...ask ur watchman to change the brand…

ME: Scientist …u cook up some story and tell him bro...

ME: see...and dont make it so complicated,  last time I had to take one week off to cover up ur stupid story.

Scientist: nothing wrong with my story dude... ur boss over reacted.

Mr. IIT: somebody knocking the door.. open it up man... may b its maid..

ME: dood... doooood... dont open it ... our maid is smart enough.. she doesnt come on sat-sun-monday mornings. Once, she dared, and witnessed our semi nude Baba Ramdev/Shilpa shetty's weird yoga positions ... after that she didnt come for work next one week. 

it’s our landlord...keep quite....