Random Rambling

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Vipin: Dude, I calculated your death time on orkut.


Rambo: Holy godfather of sex scandals...Sir N.D Tiwari .... how can Astrologers and Orkut death calculators  kill Rambo...


Vipin: According to him, You will die on 20-02-2020.


Rambo: this fancy date didn't make a whole lot of sense to me ... but bro..u know, Rambo  is immortal by nature, god by definition.


Rambo: Wait a minute,...Hey orkut dude, r u crazy or what? me being a fitness freak more than that, how can u kill me so Young dude??...I mean how can u kill me alone without killing my lazy assed friend.. vipin... The dude... quite possibly the laziest in our friends which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.


Vipin: dude... can u just shut ur mouth and  listen to  the cause??  James Cameron can  make an other  3D Movie on your death cause.


Rambo: holy crap..change the director man...he doesn't respect heros,he has  got a bad habit of killing heros...he doesnt even know gulti movie basics... gulti heros are demigods.


Rambo:  I didn't know that he makes  gulti movies too.. whats  wrong with that guy..why the hell he is making gulti movies? should I use my modern gulti weapon, go on a fast to fucking death till he undergoes a brain surgery to revive his dead brain cells?


Vipin: chill dude... just listen to your death cause....Because of increasing global warming, few ice mountains will melt  in Atlanta and ur city will be drowned.


Rambo: fuck man... i dont know whether this bloody global warming drowns my city or not, but it leaves no ice for my whiskey....whiskey without ice can  surely kill me.


Vipin:  dont worry bro... this whole world is in big pain...full of problems... terrorism, drug trafficking, human trafficking..., problems after problems...u know...everybody will die


Rambo: I dont care this shit of problems bro....unless they r threat to my life.  but im seriously worried about this fucking global warming.... 


Vipin: dont u think, burj duabi is the biggest conspiracy behind ur death cause??


Rambo: cut the foreplay dude..after a successful testing with Chuck Norries,  Viagra needs an extreme negative testing .... cant u see that height... dude...any politically correct and intellectually challenging guy can tell that Burj Dubai  is a perfect mixture of viagra and concrete...


Vipin: No dude... its specially designed for global warming...perfect waste of resources.. if somebody wants to piss.. he has to flush water half-mile up in the air...


Rambo: fuck man.. then it should come with a sign saying: " Fly a plane into me...u Israeli bitches"


Vipin: thats a great idea...bro.. ask mossad to put rakhi sawant and rahul mahajan in that plane..i cant take any other swayamwar TV sows now.. unless its my own swayamwar.


Rambo: Bro..after a ultimate collapse of Copenhagen climate meet,  the only hope left is BABA RAM DEV DUDE... I m sure he comes up with a new anti-global warming Yoga technique....  not to save me.. but to save his own ass drowning at his newly bought Island.